Thursday, 3 July 2014

the very first post

first time


well, I guess i should start off by introducing myself. But on the other hand, I kinda like the idea of being anonymous. It gives me a sense of power in this world; being a complete mystery. 

Anyway, I think for now I'll stick with calling myself  Beau Diplo.
It has a nice ring to it.
'Beau' being my middle name.
'Diplo' being the most crunk rock DJ in the world. His beats give me eargasms whenever I'm in the partying spirit. In other words, it's quite a good song to 'bump and grind' to, if you know what i mean.

Facts about me:
  1. I'm quite the average high school teenage stereotype
  2. I live in California but i was born in Cape Town.
  3. I'm actually a guy, but don't worry I'm not gay. I'm straighter than Jay Z around Beyonce. The only difference between me and most guys is that when I'm on the internet, I'm either on Tumblr or Blogger. Most guys would be watching amateur porn. Other than that, I'm always up for a party or just kick backs with friends. 
  4. I actually enjoy High School which is quite funny actually
  5. I love 
  6. I live for long beach walks and making 'her' feel special and happy. Yes, I'm that guy. But the irony is; seeing too much PDA in public from other couples actually makes me want to throw up. Maybe because the only times I've ever been subject to notice PDA was when i was single. 
  7. A good taco for dinner (or pizza) and I'll marry you on the spot.
  8. One of my favorite movies is Step Brother's
  9. oh, i have an older brother and two step sisters, both seniors in High School.
  10. My inspiration is Jake Gyllenhaal, I'm an aspiring actor
  11. last but not least, I want a girl that has a great personality, respects herself and finds confidence in herself. Not too much to ask for? 
Well, that's me.
peace.

beau diplo 

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